snorlaxatives:

so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be

and when i went to see him he gave me this

it was a box of mints

GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD

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10 months ago
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carlajuliet:

hellokimbo:

yuuuuup!

hahahahhaha lol

carlajuliet:

hellokimbo:

yuuuuup!

hahahahhaha lol

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11 months ago
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When you ask your friend about their answers after a test

carlajuliet:

kevinhaipham:

If you answered the same:

If you answered differently:

hahah sooo true!

11 months ago
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11 months ago
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ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

… that prefers the darkness…

… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

… but to no avail.

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10 months ago
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When you walk into a friends room and they are like:

carlajuliet:

angelogelomet:

imaabelieberrr:

“Sorry for the mess,”

And you’re like:

And you think of what your room looks like:


^EXACTLY

OMG! SOOO TRUE!

11 months ago
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